System status
All systems operational, in the loosest possible sense.
Current status
Wall feed
Operational (barely)
Friend requests
Permanently denied
Search
Operational, uselessly
Notifications
Operational
Messaging
Disabled by design
Emotional availability
Under maintenance
Incident history
2024-01-01
Someone had fun. Resolved.
2023-11-14
A user made a friend. Rolled back immediately.
2023-09-02
Search returned a useful result. Patched within the hour.
2023-06-18
Read receipts briefly worked. Root cause: a satellite. Fixed by ignoring it.
2023-02-27
A post received a reply. We're still not sure how. Contained.
No incidents currently in progress. Suspiciously calm.